Prepatchday
(lyrics by ? and Midas of Chesapeake)

Prepatchday - all the bugs, they seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in prepatch day

Suddenly - this is not the game it used to be
there's a skill nerf hanging over me
oh, damn patch day came suddenly

Why lag had to grow, I don't know - they wouldn't say
skill gains very wrong, now I long for prepatchday

Prepatchday - "this is such a killer game", I'd say
now I need a private shard to play
oh, I believe in prepatch day