The Clothes Off My Back

While Panthera Pardus was standing at the forge in Delucia, idly decorating the forge for lack of any business, someone named Messiah came along....

Messiah: hey
Panthera Pardus: Aye?
Messiah: can i buy your clothes?
Panthera Pardus: Are you some sort of freak?
Messiah: can i have them?
Panthera Pardus: I'm not going to go naked!
Messiah: =[
Messiah: ill pay you !
Panthera Pardus: I'm sorry,
Panthera Pardus: but I'm NOT that kind of guy!
Messiah: i just want your clothes
Messiah: ill buy you new ones
Panthera Pardus: I'm a blacksmith, Sir.
Panthera Pardus: I make weapons and armor,
Panthera Pardus: that is what I sell.
Messiah: please
Panthera Pardus: Not the clothes off my back.
Messiah: can i have your clothes
Messiah: ill pay you
Panthera Pardus: You could nay pay me enough to take my clothes off for you!
Messiah: im serious..
Messiah: can i buy your clothes?
Messiah: 3k?


What's especially pathetic was the amount of his offer for these rare dark evil mage robe clothes....

Pardus at the forge